Hahaha! Thanks for making my friday morning a bit easier... and definately I'd break up with him to if he brought me a thing like that. Hope you have a great week end. :)
Yeah, I wouldn't sit on the lap of smoke-smelling, yellow-bearded Santa, although I guess a snort or two of Guinness couldn't hurt. But that ironing board would hurt, coming down on that red-felted head.
No fair making me laugh so hard this early! Boy, am I EVER glad it's no longer considered 'cool' to smoke. I think seeing SANTA smoking (or DRINKING, for that matter) is unsettling! But seeing him delivering an IRONING BOARD? Now, that's cause to BANISH the old guy. I promised my grandkids I'd NEVER be an underwear or umbrella giving kind of grandma, & I never HAVE been. So Santa needs to retire ironing boards, vacuums, etc. unless specifically REQUESTED. (And WHO would request that???) You're a cutie, Jo!
Don't care for the smoking, but after delivering the presents on Christmas Eve, a nice cold Guinness might not be too bad! However, if he ever brings me an ironing board or anything like it...we're through! :0)
Hahaha! Thanks for making my friday morning a bit easier... and definately I'd break up with him to if he brought me a thing like that. Hope you have a great week end. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't sit on the lap of smoke-smelling, yellow-bearded Santa, although I guess a snort or two of Guinness couldn't hurt. But that ironing board would hurt, coming down on that red-felted head.
ReplyDeleteNo fair making me laugh so hard this early! Boy, am I EVER glad it's no longer considered 'cool' to smoke. I think seeing SANTA smoking (or DRINKING, for that matter) is unsettling! But seeing him delivering an IRONING BOARD? Now, that's cause to BANISH the old guy. I promised my grandkids I'd NEVER be an underwear or umbrella giving kind of grandma, & I never HAVE been. So Santa needs to retire ironing boards, vacuums, etc. unless specifically REQUESTED. (And WHO would request that???) You're a cutie, Jo!
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ReplyDeleteDon't care for the smoking, but after delivering the presents on Christmas Eve, a nice cold Guinness might not be too bad! However, if he ever brings me an ironing board or anything like it...we're through! :0)
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